Squeedle Dumps
by Rachel Benn
"Squeedle-dumps can’t hurt you,
For they are very tame,
Invite them in for their Squeedle-dump supper,
Then walk by their side down the lane,
If you are a boy and squeedle-dump is a girl
Then you are sure to look out of you pane,
And think,
That girl’s my true love,
She’s as sweet as duv,
And with that I say now,
Now this is what I say,
I say, bye bye my true love, bye bye."
